April + Snow = !?@#%&!$^

It’s been snowing all day.I don’t know why.

It’s now 12:55 a.m. on Thursday morning (technically Wednesday night) and I’m looking out my window.

I see snow. Lots of it.

Hmmm…

I can’t seem to figure it out.

I check the calendar.

April 12th (11th).

Hmmm….

It’s the middle of April.

Didn’t we just have the first day of spring not too long ago?

I thought so.

I think it’s supposed to snow tomorrow too.

What the…

I mean really, what’s goin on here?

What’s the deal?

What’s the score?

OK, I don’t mind wearing a hoodie when I go out, but for real…do I have to break out my winter coat again? Is that really necessary?

The answer is no. No, it’s not necessary.

Can it just be spring already? Please?

Look, I don’t even mind if my allergies act up. I’ll deal with it.

Just a little sunshine…maybe even a little warmth. That’s all I want.

People are looking to shed layers right now.

And then we get this? SNOW?! IT’S THE MIDDLE OF APRIL!

I just wore shorts a few weeks ago!

I’m sick of being bundled up all winter and so is everyone else.

Shorts. T-Shirts. Flip flops. Baseball hat.

My wardrobe.

That’s all I want.

Good weather = good times.

Good weather = BBQs.

BBQs = good times!

Good weather = less taxi rides and more walking.

Less taxi rides = less money spent!

Less money spent = more spending money!!!

More walking = great times!

(You don’t even know about the adventures that happen when you walk home from the bar!)

Good weather also = more skin! (Niiiiiiice! *Borat voice*).

So there you have it. Just one of my many formulas for fun.

Snow is not involved in any way. Not in April my friends.

~ Mike D