“In my administration there would be room for a
Secretary of Defense named Chuck Norris!”
- Mike Huckabee
Suck on that al Queda!!!
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February 29, 2008
February 28, 2008
Quote of the Day – 2/28
“Absolutely not.
I don’t understand when people say ‘resign.’”
-Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick when asked if he would step down
re-sign [ri-zahyn]
-verb (used without object)
- to give up an office or position, often formally (often fol. by from): to resign from the presidency.
- to submit; yield; to resign before the inevitable.
-verb (used with object)
- to give up (an office, position, etc.), often informally.
- to relinquish (a right, claim, agreement, etc.).
- to give or sign over, as to the control or care of another: She resigned her child to an adoption agency.
- to submit (oneself, one’s mind, etc.) without resistance.
-Synonyms: 1. withdraw. 3. abdicate, renounce; quit, leave. 4. give up, surrender, cede, forgo.
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February 27, 2008
Quote of the Day – 2/27
“It’s a one-day news story”
-Former Detroit Chief of Staff Christine Beatty on police whistle-blower lawsuits, as said to police lawyer Mike Stefani.
Yeah, if by “one-day” you mean months on end…dumbass.
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February 26, 2008
Video: Nintendo 64 Kid – Original and Remix
I love this stuff.
Here is a video of one kid so excited that he got Nintendo 64 for Christmas, he has a damn conniption…
Jesus, I thought his eyes were about to pop out of his face!
And as if that weren’t funny enough, here’s a little YouTube remix for you…
WARNING: You may pee your pants.
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Quote of the Day – 2/26
“You can’t take for granted that just
because you’ve got all this talent, that
everything will just come together
because it’s supposed to. We made that
mistake in 2004. I’m going to make sure
we don’t make that mistake here this
time.”
-Gary Sheffield on title expectations of the 2004 Yankees and expectations of this year’s 2008 Detroit Tigers
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February 25, 2008
Quote of the Day – 2/25
“I can’t explain anything that they do”
-Former offensive coordinator Mike Martz on the Detroit Lions Organization
Neither can I Mike, neither can I…
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World’s Biggest Burger
One-hundred and thirty-four pounds.
That poundage is how Mallie’s Sports Grill & Bar in Southgate, Mich. captured the title of “World’s Largest Burger” this past Saturday.
However, the record is not official yet. The Guinness Book of World Records may take a few weeks to process everything.
The 24-inch burger’s final weight was 134 pounds, beating the previous record of 123 pounds, set by Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, Pa., in 2007.
The burger takes three men using two steel sheets to flip it.
With a 24 hour notice and a $399 tab, the hugified, gi-mundo burger can be all yours.
But if you’re not that hungry, you can just go with their 12-pound or six-pound burgers.
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February 24, 2008
Quote of the Day – 2/24
“If Democrats can’t landslide the Republicans
this year, they ought to just wrap up, close
down, emerge in a different form.”
-Ralph Nader on ’spoiling’ the presidential race
I couldn’t agree more Ralph…but you’re still a moron.
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February 23, 2008
Quote of the Day – 2/23
“If I was sitting at home and I was a Lion fan,
you’ve got to blame somebody. I’d blame me,
too.”
- Detroit Lions president Matt Millen
What a stupid, stupid ass…
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